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1. He- Jag ghumya thare jaisa na koi,
she- Thanks,
he- aur mara matha ghumya to fir  maare jaisa na koi.

1. he- jiska koi nhi hota uska kya hota hai?
she- uska khuda hota hai
he- nhi ji uska arrange marriage hota hai.

1. Sabko jeene ke lia khana chahiye, paani chahiye, oxygen chahiye, par muje sirf tum chahiye.

2. she- kya kar rahe ho
he- mai to ghumne nikla tha par kho gya hu
she- kha kho gaye ho
he- apke khayalo me.

Chahat teri pahchan hai meri,
Mohobat teri shan hai meri,
Ho kar juda tujhse
Kya rah paunga main
Tu to aakhir jaan hai meri.

Teri aarzoo me hamne baharon ko dekha,
teri justajoon me humne sitaron ko dekha,
Na mila tum se badhkar,
Inn nigaahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

he- yar kal subha muje kahi jana hai  tum rasta bata sakti ho
she- kaha jana hai
he- tumhare Dil me.

he- muje apka signature dekhna hai,
she- kaise dikhau cHat me,
he- ya to blank cheque me kar ke dikha
do ya marriage certificate par.

he- mai apko propose kru to aap jhadu se maroge ya belan se
she- mai nhi marugi,
he- maar lena yar, muje cute ladkio se maar khana acha lgta hai

he- muje aapke Dil me ek Flat chahiye,
she- le lo,
he- kya kya facility hai,
she- sari facilities hain, he- muje bas pyar wali facility chahiye.

he- muje ek secret information mili hai,
She- kya,
he- ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga.

she- mera number kaha se mila,
he- somvar ke vrat se bhagwan khush hue aur unhone bola maang kya mangta hai to mai maine apka number mang lia.

She- aur sunao,
He- Suna to duga par fir tumhara kharcha ho jayega,
she- vo kaise,
he- sunne ke baad aap tamatar aur  ande fek kar maroge to kharcha to hoga hi.

he- maine suna hai apke Blood me magnet hai,
she- kha se sun lia aapne,
he- kyuki mere Blood me Iron hai aur mai apki taraf khicha chala aa raha  hun.

Maine apne Dil se pucha Din bhar uske baare me kyu sochta hai
To kahta hai kyuki tere Dil ki registry to ab usne krwa rakhi hai.